the winding road
Human Cleric-Knowledge Domain
Born a cocker spaniel\black lab mix, he was rescued from a hot dog crate by a disgraced local news anchor. After a failed bid for a Senate seat in 2004, he began his career as a crimefighter and philatelist. Following a bout with shingles and the failed defense of a speeding ticket, he toured Japan and Korea in support of his debut album. Subsequently renouncing the clarinet, he currently resides in Borneo, throwing rocks at trees and judging Yelp reviews harshly.